A country song for Sherlock fans....

I'm not really a song writer by trade, more of a poet, but I'm a Sherlock fan and these words just came to me one day. I dedicate it to all you Sherlock fans out there who have left your loved ones behind just to see what he and Watson would do next. :)

No Shit Sherlock
by Lynda Allen

It happened one night

‘Long round nine o’clock

He turned me away saying,

Sorry darlin’ it’s time for Sherlock.

That’s when I knew

Though I didn’t want it to be true

That’s when I knew Holmes

Had ruined our happy home.

I couldn’t believe

He would turn me away

Just to hear what freaking Watson

Had to say

That’s when I knew

Though I didn’t want it to be true

That’s when I knew Holmes

Had ruined our happy home.

Sadly, I went to our room

Our once happy love nest

I packed everything that was mine

And left all the rest.

The light of the TV

Lit his damn face

And I called out,

"I’m finally leaving this place."

That’s when I knew

Though I didn’t want it to be true

That’s when I knew Holmes

Had ruined our happy home.

With my hand on the door

Finally he looked up in shock,

"You’re walking out and leaving me?"

I just smiled and said, "No shit Sherlock."

©2012 Lynda Allen